Sarge: Semper Fi, Motherfucker! Faithful to the corps John.
Samantha Grimm: [about Carmack's transformation] It may even be reversible...
Sarge: It's irreversible.
Samantha Grimm: You don't know that...
Sarge: Doctor-Carmack's-condition-is-irreversible.
[turns to Carmack and raises his pistol]
Samantha Grimm: NO-!
[Sarge shoots
Carmack]
Sarge: Because Carmack's condition is that... he's dead.
The Kid: Is it always that rough?
Pinky: Believe me, it used to be a lot rougher. There was a time when Ark travel was susceptible to, let's say major turbulence.
The Kid: What's he mean?
John Grimm: He means he went to one galaxy, his ass went to another.
Pinky: Call it a scientific
miscalculation.
[first lines]
Samantha Grimm: [narrating] In the year 2026 archaeologists working in the Nevada desert discovered a portal to an ancient city on Mars. They call this portal the Ark. Twenty years later, we're still struggling to understand why it was built and what happened to the civilization that built it.
Sarge: [Talking about where the Imp came from] Is there anyway this thing came from the outside, on the surface?
Samantha Grimm: The planet is completely dead.
Corporal Dean Portman: It came from *some where*, lady.
Sarge: Portman, shutup.
Samantha Grimm: The atmosphere on the surface
can't support life.
Corporal Dean Portman: Maybe it doesn't need air, it could've come from another planet or something.
Samantha Grimm: [scoffs] What, like an alien?
Corporal Dean Portman: LOOK AT THAT THING!
Sarge: PORTMAN, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Goat: Be sober; be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walketh about seeking whom he may devour.
Corporal Dean Portman: That's real comforting Goat, that ain't freaking me out at all.