The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
Don Herold
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.
Don Herold
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Don Herold
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Don Herold
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.