Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3

Gru: You told me my father died of disappointment the day I was born!

Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3

Lucy Wilde: [from trailer]
[spotting Gru and Dru with a weapon]
Lucy Wilde: So, you two are villains now?
Gru: Whaa...?
[hides the weapon]
Gru: I mean, hello, sweetie.
Dru: [whispering to Gru out of the corner of his mouth] Busted...

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Despicable Me 3

Gru: Wait, did we...
Dru: ...just finish...
Gru: ...each...
Dru: ...other's...
GruDru: Sentences!
Dru: [laughs]
Gru: [laughs] Sorry, it's a twin thing.

Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3

[from trailer]
Lucy Wilde: Agents Grucy are closing fast!
Gru: Yes! Wait, wha? What did you call us?
Lucy Wilde: Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Grucy.
Gru: [laughs] I like it, but not a lot. I don't like it.

Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3

Agnes: The soup of the day, madame and monsieur. The Gummi Bears were my idea.
Gru: [Looks warily at soup] Mmm. Looks almost too good to even eat. Am I right?
Agnes: But I made it for you.
Gru: [Takes a spoonful, struggles to avoid retching] Mmm, mmm, mmm! Good soup! I love the combination...
[swallows]


Gru: ... of Gummi Bears and meat.

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Despicable Me 3

Balthazar Bratt: [On TV] Gum one, gum all!
Balthazar Bratt: "Gum one, gum all!" Seriously, how did this show not win an Emmy?

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Despicable Me 3

Dru: Face it, Gru! Villainy is in your blood!

Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3

[from trailer]
Minion: [looks at a statue of a Gru relative and laughs; to another Minion] Hey, sesct Gru gon boobs!

Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3

Mel the Minion: [singing onstage in the Sing competition with other Minions] Pito pato milo mila taka tiki poulet tika Cepa la joi demitoka lana moule macarena. Pao leggis pabo pati mele cepa maka guta mami lebel mela mustache elle muchaaaa...

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Despicable Me 3

[from trailer]
Lucy Wilde: [about Dru's mansion] This place is amazing!
Dru: It's nice, I guess, sure.
[puts on sunglasses]
Dru: I'm not really into things...
[opens the doors, which reveals tons of red vehicles]

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Despicable Me 3

Balthazar Bratt: Hello, Gru. How's your transition coming? You know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent.
[pulls out a gun and aims it at Gru]
Gru: [sarcastic] Oh, that's hilarious. You should be on TV.
[slaps the gun away]
Gru: Oh, that's right, you were!
[aims the Freeze Ray and aims it at Bratt]


Gru: But then you got canceled!
[laughs]
Balthazar Bratt: [kicks the Freeze Ray away; pulls out a humongous gun and aims it at Gru] Ha ha!
Gru: Oh, what about that?
[punches the gun away and squirts a squirt gun at Bratt]
Gru: Whaa...? Ah, girls!
[throws the squirt gun at Bratt and

throws punches at him]
Balthazar Bratt: [dodges the punches] Dance fight!
[dodges and dances as Gru tries to catch him]

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Despicable Me 3

Margo: No, I meant to be tougher on them, not me!

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Despicable Me 3

[from trailer]
Dru: [to Gru] I brought you here to continue the family business. Villainy is in your blood!

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Despicable Me 3

Agnes: [to the Scar Faced Man] You saw a for real, like, unicorn? What did it look like? Did you pet it? Did it smell like candy? Was it FLUFFY?
The Scar Faced Man: It was so fluffy... I thought I was gonna die!
[Agnes smiles and screams extremely loud]
Lucy Wilde: [outside the shop] Agnes!
[breaks in and severely

attacks everyone]
Lucy Wilde: Excuse me!
[grabs a dart from someone and puts it in another person]
Lucy Wilde: Don't worry, I'm here!
[picks Agnes up]
Lucy Wilde: Are you okay?
[pants]
Edith: Yeah, we're fine. Are you...?
Agnes: Unicorns are really real! And

I'm gonna find ONE!
[happily runs outside the shop]
Lucy Wilde: [to everyone who is knocked out on the floor after she attacked them] Sorry. Went a little mamma bear on ya. You know, I heard a scream and... Yeah, okay. Have a good one!

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Despicable Me 3

[last lines]
Lucy Wilde: Let's get him.
Gru: Honey, he's my brother. We'll give him a 5 minute head start.

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Despicable Me 3

Balthazar Bratt: You've ruined everything! And now it's time to die! Any last words, Gru!
Gru: You know what? I got two words for you: dance fight!
[starts dancing]
Balthazar Bratt: Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!

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Despicable Me 3

Lucy Wilde: Nobody, NOBODY curses my daughter, you got that? Because if you mess with Margo, you mess with me! And I promise, you do not want to mess with me! Do you understand me?

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Despicable Me 3

[from TV Spot]
Valerie Da Vinci: Agent Gru, YOU'RE FIRED!
Lucy Wilde: If you fire him, you're gonna have to fire me. Do you really wanna do that? Alu-ya.
[guards throw them out]
Lucy Wilde: Well, I guess she did.

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Despicable Me 3

[from trailer]
Gru: [hanging naked from strings of bubble gum; passes a window with a group of people singing happy birthday who start laughing and taking photos] Happy Birthday dear Dan. Happy Birthday...
Minions: [watching from binoculars] ... to you!
[laugh]

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Despicable Me 3

[from trailer]
Gru: [about villainy] I left that life behind me.
Dru: I understand. Hmm, I wonder what this does.
[pulls down a lever which reveals the Despicamobile]
Gru: Ho ho ho! Holy moly!
Dru: Become a villain again.
Gru: Mmmm...