I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him.
If you don't respect me you're not gonna get that respect back.
I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at life and the silliness of it all.
Celebrity means that I can affect people in a positive way.
I think people know that I've got a good heart.
Come on, I'm a television star. Nobody on television is curing cancer. I've had a great ride, and I'm very honored to have been in this business. I'm happy if I managed to affect people in a positive way.
If you're not in the game, you can't hit a home run.
My web site is so fresh. The paint is still wet, but stay tuned, because I have lots of personal things, specifically about what is happening day-to-day, that I will keep updating daily.
I wanted to play around with the format, really tear it to pieces and shake it up. For example, if Mitch saves someone from drowning, and that person then goes out and releases a virus that kills a million people. Imagine the moral implications of that.
The Hoff has become larger than life, so I can't do anything small any more. If I mess up, it becomes big no matter what it is, so if I do something positive, it has to be equally big.
My one ambition was to go to Broadway, and I never gave up on that dream.
Beyond its entertainment values, 'Baywatch' has enriched and in many cases helped save lives.
Failure usually works for me in the end.
Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.
I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie.
All I want to do is be onstage. A performer needs to perform.
I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well!
My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing.
I embrace everything.
I think that without sushi there would be no David Hasselhoff, because sushi is like the perfect way of describing the insides of David Hasselhoff. He is like a protein, clean and easy. That's how I feel about myself.