Ron Woodroof: Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill fuckin' Ron Woodroof in 30 days.
Ron Woodroof: I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin' the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls.
Richard Barkley: Mr Woodroof, I'm afraid that you're nothing more than a common drug dealer, so if you'll excuse us...
Ron Woodroof: Oh, I'm the drug dealer? No, you're the fuckin' drug dealer. I mean, goddamn, people are dyin'. And y'all are up there afraid that we're gonna find an alternative without you.
Ron Woodroof: Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal.
Rayon: You know what? You don't deserve my money, you homophobic asshole.
Ron Woodroof: I don't want a nurse. I want a doctor. I want a goddamn doctor now!
Dr. Eve Saks: Well, how can I help you?
Ron Woodroof: You fucking deaf, lady? Hmm?
Dr. Eve Saks: No, I'm a fucking doctor.
Rayon: I've been looking for you, lone star.
Ron Woodroof: Watch what you eat and who you eat.
Ron Woodroof: That shit is purer than a preacher daughter's pussy, right there.
Rayon: I'm Rayon.
Ron Woodroof: Congratulations. Now fuck off and go back to your bed.
Rayon: Relax, I don't bite. I guess you're handsome, in a Texas, hick, white trash, dumb kind of way.
Ron Woodroof: Get the fuck out of here, whatever you are, before I kick you in the fucking face.
Ron Woodroof: I like your style, doc.
Rayon: This guy says that the Florida Buyers Club is cheaper.
Ron Woodroof: Well then, tell him to go back to the FUCKIN' SUNSHINE STATE!
Dr. Eve Saks: None of those drugs have been approved by the FDA.
Ron Woodroof: Screw the FDA. I'm gonna be DOA.
Ron Woodroof: Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!
Dr. Eve Saks: We can make you comfortable.
Ron Woodroof: What? Hook me up to the morphine drip, let me fade on out? Nah. Sorry, lady, but I prefer to die with my boots on.
Dr. Eve Saks: You're in the hospital. You almost died.
Ron Woodroof: I bet that didn't surprise anybody.
Ron Woodroof: Guess who's going to Mexico, lookin' for a hot date?
Dr. Eve Saks: Do I look like someone who takes vacations?
Ron Woodroof: A little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody.
Dr. Eve Saks: He was my friend too!
