'Programming' is a four-letter word.
It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.
Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.
The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
Think Tank, noun: The shower.
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.
Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
Something is always simple until you try it.
