Everybody's funny in different ways.
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
I've been to Japan, I've been to China, I've been to Africa, I've been to the Middle East, I've been to Europe a little bit. I've never been to South America.
Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.
I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ.
My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.
It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.
You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
My name has zero value.
I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it.
I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.
When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public school in New York so compared to the anarchy that was going on there, they really wouldn't - I wasn't like a bad kid. I saw people come in and punch the teachers.
If I had to give up everything else and keep just one aspect of the job, I'd have to keep writing because I love it. Yes, I enjoy performing, too. But I couldn't give up writing material.
He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write.
So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.
You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.
The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems.
I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.
I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.
