Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.
We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
When things are a disappointment, try not to be so discouraged.
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a joke, but it's telling a story.
I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
Just scream! You vent, and the body just feels good after a good old yell.
We all get where we're going by circuitous journeys, and some of the setbacks are warranted.
I have an iPhone, and I can text, and I can use the phone, and I can even take pictures with it.
It's not a bad thing to be able to do many things onstage. If you're an entertainer, you should be able to entertain. I'm proud to say that I'm not a one-trick pony.
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.
