Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Rupert Giles: In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[repeated line]
Faith: Five by five.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Dawn Summers: Oh my God. You will never believe what happened at school today!
Buffy Summers: Everybody started singing and dancing?
Dawn Summers: [disappointed] I gave birth to a pterodactyl.
Anya: Oh my God. Did it sing?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Cordelia Chase: You're really campagning for Bitch Of The Year, aren't you?
Buffy Summers: As defending champion, you nervous?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Xander Harris: Who's a little fear demon? Come on, who's a little fear demon?
Rupert Giles: Xander, don't taunt it.
Xander Harris: What, can it hurt me?
Rupert Giles: No, it's just... tacky.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Anya: For God's sakes Andrew, you've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?
Andrew Wells: Entertaining and educating.
Anya: Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Dawn Summers: [as Buffy offers chicken to the Scooby-gang] I think I'll take a drumstick.
Willow Rosenberg: I'm a breast gal myself. But of course, you already knew that.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy Summers: Amy! How've you been?
Amy Madison: Rat. You?
Buffy Summers: Dead.
Amy Madison: Oh.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy Summers: Cordelia. Your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spike: It's nice to watch you be happy. For them, even. I don't see it a lot. You... You glow.
Buffy Summers: That's because the dress is radioactive.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Anya: I know you like me. I've seen you looking at my breasts.
Xander Harris: No offense, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Willow Rosenberg: [about Xander dating Cordelia] What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-I'm-dating-a-skanky-hoe.
Buffy Summers: Meow.
Willow Rosenberg: Really? I've never gotten a 'meow' before.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Cordelia Chase: No way! I wish us into bizarro-land and you two guys are still together?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy Summers: So Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy Summers: I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spike: Who do you kill for fun around here?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Oz: It looks dead. It smells dead. Yet it's moving around. That's interesting.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Dawn Summers: When do I get to patrol?
Buffy Summers: Not until you're never.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Mayor Richard Wilkins: Man, I'm feeling chipper! Who's up for a root beer?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Mayor Richard Wilkins: Where is the courier? I told him to come so he could get his money.
Faith: I made him an offer he couldn't survive.