Bones
Bones

Dr. Lance Sweets: What part of your head hurts?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: The part above my shoulders.

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Bones

Random People: [frequently after Dr. Brennan's comments] Where did you find her?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: In the museum.

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Bones

Special Agent Seeley Booth: I need subtitles walking in here.

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Bones

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [after figuring something important out] King of the lab!

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Bones

Dr. Temperance Brennan: [said frequently, whenever confronted with pop culture references] I don't know what that means.

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Bones

[repeated line]
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Don't call me "Bones".

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Bones

Angela Montenegro: Things in a toilet bowl should not move.

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Bones

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Don't you have work to do?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Don't you?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Right, Right