Jimmy: I see you got FAT!
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot!
Jimmy: I don't share rooms!
Chazz: I don't share SHIT!
[pause]
Chazz: The night is a very dark time for me...
Jimmy: [to Chazz] It's dark for everyone, moron!
Chazz: Not for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles!
Chazz: Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.
Hector: I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up...
Chazz: [to Jimmy's voice mail] If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me...
Jimmy: Get out of my face.
Chazz: I'll get inside your face.
Chazz: Personal philosophy? Clothing optional.
Coach: You getting a lot of satisfaction from those 15 dollar hookers?
Chazz: I am NEVER satisfied! It's a curse.
Hector: It's embarrassing stalking a has-been.
Chazz: Mind-bottling, isn't it?
Jimmy: Did you just say mind-bottling?
Chazz: Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?
[In front of enormous "Capture The Dream" sign]
Chazz: Let's capture the dream.
Jimmy: Capture the-wow I love it. Where'd you come up with that?
Chazz: I have no idea where I came up with that.
Jimmy: Cool.
Chazz: Let's kick some ice.
Chazz: We love you Denver! City by the Bay!
Chazz: Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!
Chazz: [while Jimmy is giving a speech] That's retarded
Chazz: [while trying to cut off the rope tied on his feet using one of his skate blades] Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole!
Bryce: Are you drunk?
Chazz: No, but this oughta do it
[smashes open a bottle of liquor and drinks]
Bryce: I'd fire you... if you weren't so goddamn beautiful out there.
[pause]
Bryce: You smell like urine.
Chazz: A lot?
Jimmy: You ruined my dreams!
Chazz: Dreams? Shit, I haven't had one of those in years.
Jimmy: Zip it Chazz, just zip it, or I'll punch you in your crap-lousy face!
Chazz: Hey, this ends tonight!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!
Jimmy: They're laughing at us.
Chazz: Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.
Chazz: No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush.
