Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest.
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
It's all been satirized for your protection.
Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.
We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.
The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.
The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.
I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed.
