Bad Boys II
Bad Boys II

Marcus Burnett: [while Reggie stands at the front door of the house] You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes, sir.
Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight.
Mike Lowery: You ever made love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Mike Lowery: You want to?

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Bad Boys II

Mike Lowery: [reading the phrase from their high school year book] We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.

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Bad Boys II

Marcus Burnett: [while Reggie stands at the front door of the house] Have my daughter back by 10:01. If she's not back by 10:01 I'm in the car, locked, loaded and hunting your motherfucking ass down.
Mike Lowery: And I'ma be with him.
[pulls gun]
Mike Lowery: You know what it gonna be if I'm there, gonna be Chitty Chitty Bang

Bang nigga.

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Bad Boys II

Marcus Burnett: [on seeing a rat for the first time, in the attic] Oh, shit. These ain't normal rats.
Mike Lowery: What my partner means is that these are a special breed called, umm...
Marcus Burnett: Big motherfuckers.

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Bad Boys II

Mike Lowery: [pretending to be drunk] Nigga, who is it at the door?
Marcus Burnett: [while Reggie stands at the front door of the house] It's Reggie!
Mike Lowery: Who the fuck is Reggie?
Marcus Burnett: Came to take Megan out.
Mike Lowery: [to Reggie] What you want, nigga?

Reggie: I'm here... to take his daughter out.
Mike Lowery: Motherfucker, I heard the boy say your name Reggie? You wanna be takin' Megan out?
Reggie: Yes, sire?
Mike Lowery: How old is you?
Reggie: Fifteen.
Mike Lowery: Shit, nigga. You at least thirty.

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Bad Boys II

Marcus Burnett: [while being videotaped by a connection to all the televisions in the store, all the customers in the electronic store can see them] My ass stills hurts from what you did to it the other night.
Mike Lowery: Hey, it got rough. We got caught up in the moment, shit got crazy. You know how I get.
Marcus Burnett: When you

popped me from behind I think you damaged some nerves.

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Bad Boys II

Mike Lowery: [while standing next to each other in front of Captain Howard's door at night, pointing a flashlight at Marcus' eyes] What are you on? Look at your pupils.
Marcus Burnett: Look at my pupils? How the hell am I gonna look at my pupils?
[tries to cross his eyes]

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Bad Boys II

Heavy Black Woman: [Screaming at store manager] You got porno and homo shows up in here in front of my babies? What kind of freak-ass store is this?
Heavy Black Woman: [to Mike and Marcus as they walk by] Hmm, and you two muthafuckas need Jesus.

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Bad Boys II

[to his sister, a Miami DEA agent]
Marcus Burnett: That was reckless, that was stupid, and that was dangerous.
[pauses]
Marcus Burnett: I'm telling Mommy.

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Bad Boys II

[Repeated Line]
Marcus Burnett: Woosah...

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Bad Boys II

Capt. Howard: [after the morgue car chase] I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up - "Good morning, Marcus." "Good morning, Mike." "How you doin'?" "Ai'ight." "So, how are we going to fuck up the captain's life today?" "Gee, I don't know, I don't know... Ooh, look! Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?"

Mike Lowery: They were dead before we ran over them.
Capt. Howard: It doesn't matter if they were dead or not, goddamn it! Every time you leave a corpse on the street, I have to get these detective guys to come in and see what happened. See? They're detecting shit. Then I've gotta get these forensic coroner guys to stick 'em back in the fucking bag! Jesus

Christ!

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Bad Boys II

Mike Lowery: [while walking slowly among the landmines in sand at the entrance to Guantanamo Bay] Now *that's* how you supposed to shoot! From now on, that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that. WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some dysfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to

his barbeques and shit, though.

Bad Boys II
Bad Boys II

Capt. Howard: I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth.

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Bad Boys II

Floyd Poteet: [during a KKK rally] We've got our rights.
Mike Lowery: Why don't you exercise your right to shut the fuck up?

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Bad Boys II

[staring into the captain's fishbowl after ingesting X]
Marcus Burnett: This is a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish.

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Bad Boys II

Blond Dread: Who that? Who in MY HOUSE?
Mike Lowery: I'm the Devil! Who's asking?
Blond Dread: The Devil... is not welcome... HEEEEEERRE!

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Bad Boys II

Klan Leader: WHITE POWER!
Klansman: WHITE POWER!
[Two of the guys in hoods whip them off, revealing Mike and Marcus, pointing guns at the Klan]
Mike Lowery: Blue power, motherfuckers! Miami PD!
Marcus Burnett: Aw, damn! It's the niggras!

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Bad Boys II

Marcus Burnett: [over the radio] Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
Mike Lowery: Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?
Marcus Burnett: They fuck just like us!

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Bad Boys II

Mike Lowery: [to Marcus, during car chase against Tapia's men] You know, Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well, not this one, 'cause I'm gonna fuck this one up. But he should definitely get one like it.

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Bad Boys II

Marcus Burnett: [slams the front doors open] Who the FUCK are you?
Reggie: I'm Reggie, Mr. Burnett
Marcus Burnett: How old are you?
Reggie: I'm fifteen, Mr. Burnett
Marcus Burnett: Motherfucker, you look thirty.