Art Hoppe
Art Hoppe

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Art Hoppe
Art Hoppe

Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government.

Art Hoppe
Art Hoppe

We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.