MILF Guy #1: Milf?
MILF Guy #2: Milf...?
MILF Guy #1: Milf!
MILF Guy #2: Milf!
MILF Guy #1, MILF Guy #2: Milf! Milf! Milf! Milf! Milf!
Kevin: [24:00] Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
Finch: Not us, our generation, we were more mature.
Steve Stifler: Check it out vagina shark.
[goes under water, girls scream]
Finch: I take that back.
Kevin: Don't mess with the class of 99, bitch!
Steve Stifler: [after punching Dr. Ron out] I ain't worth jackshit, D-Ron.
Michelle: [25:05] Hey, remember that one time at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each other's p...
Selena: [Interrupts Michelle] Yes, yes. I remember.
Jim Levenstein: Stifler's having a party tonight. OK, I know that doesn't sound romantic or anything, but remember our first time was at a Stifler party. You made me your bitch.
Michelle: Yes. Yes I did.
Stifler's Mom: I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass. It wasn't the handle side either.
Finch: How is your mother, Stifler?
Steve Stifler: You stay away from my mom, shitbricks!
[repeated line]
Steve Stifler: Oh, Finch's mom!
Michelle: Everytime I wanna shop online and I start typing Amazon, amazingcollegesluts.com pops up.
Jim's Dad: Is it an erectile problem? Because sometimes, you can buy a little time... with a well-placed thumb.
Michelle: Get off my husband you little piece of shit!
Jim's Dad: It is so great to see all you kids back in town. And what a terrific soiree are you throwing here tonight. Just wonderful.
Steve Stifler: You know what? I'm gonna get you fucked up.
Steve Stifler: Fuck yeah, Mr. Levenstein!
Jim's Dad: [Drunk] The name's Noah, motherfucker!
Kevin: [30:18] Stifler! Are you crazy? Jesus, Stifler! What happened to just stealing their beer?
Steve Stifler: I know! This is so much better, right?
Kevin: You destroyed their Jet Skis
Steve Stifler: They splashed us, so...
AJ: Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.
Steve Stifler: I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Steve Stifler: [7:18] Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers!
Steve Stifler: [Whispering as he drops his shorts and sits on some high school students' cooler] I'm shitting in their cooler.
Jim Levenstein: [Gagging] I'm going to throw up.
Finch: [1:39:29] I just have this feeling that something really bad is about to happen.
