Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

I think most people have that crazy uncle they sit at Thanksgiving dinner with: someone they disagree with politically but love them anyway.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

I save all my good e-mails. Listen to this one: 'You liberals should be deported.'

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

On my radio show at night, people will sometimes - conservatives will call and say, 'You know what, I'm really sorry I cast my vote for President Bush.' And we play Brenda Lee and 'I'm Sorry' and ask them to sing along.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

Thankfully, we live in country, unlike Russia, where we have First Amendment rights.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

I think there are some liberals who are extremely biased about Fox News and wish to shun it or wish to criticize any liberal who appears on Fox News. That, to me, is not a particularly liberal attitude.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

If you're going to make the argument that Fox is conservative, you can't make it very easily unless you diminish my role.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

People say to me, 'Why don't you fight fire with fire?' You fight fire with water, not fire.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

I will continue to speak out against the views of both Limbaugh and Hannity when I feel it's warranted, meeting their free speech with my own. But I will never forget that, without them, I'd have a much smaller platform on which to do it.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

Christmas brings us great music: Everything from Handel's 'Messiah' to 'White Christmas,' to 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.'

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

Genius, scholar, and war hero though he is, you have to admit - or maybe you should think about admitting - that George Bush might have rushed things a little in invading Iraq.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

'Liberal' is a great word - from the root, 'liberty,' which means free.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

I did standup comedy. I opened once for Jay Leno.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

Christians get trees. Jews get bushes. To stay in good standing with the Tribe, you've got to refer to a Christmas tree as a Hanukkah bush.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

Little did I know that the last words I would say on WNBC would be the last ones anyone would say.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

I don't judge my effectiveness by how many words I say. I think liberals often see nuances in things... Conservatives tend to see things in black and white. It gives them an air of certainty and conviction that might make them more comfortable to watch.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

Some liberals have a problem with me simply because I work at Fox, and nothing I do short of storming off the set in a rage will get them to respect that I work there.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

I don't delude myself into thinking I'll bring anyone around to my way of thinking, especially Sean Hannity.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

I can be just as effective with a quick retort or a one-liner than with a big paragraph.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

If you're a conservative, you think I'm Satan.

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes

I'm a broadcaster who happens to be liberal, and not the other way around.