105 50 First Dates Quotes (2024)

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Henry: It's gonna be alright, Luce.
Lucy: [to Henry] Don't call me Luce. I barely know you.
Marlin: Sweetie, you're sorta dating him.
[Lucy looks at Henry]
Henry: Sorry I'm not better looking.

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Henry: Appreciate your time. Not everybody would have stopped like you. You're real sweet.
Lucy: Oh, yeah. Thank you.
Henry: Okay.
Lucy: Okay.
[Henry pretends to get electrocuted while jump-starting his car]
Henry: Hah! I can't believe you fell for that!

Lucy: Well... my grandfather died while trying to jump-start a car...
Henry: Oh... I'm so sorry. I was just joking around.
Lucy: I can't believe you fell for THAT!

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Henry: Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?

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[repeated line]
Lucy: Nothing beats a first kiss.

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[at the Callahan Institute]
Security Guard 1: Hey Lucy, good to see you again!
[Lucy walks by quietly]
Security Guard 1: What the hell's her problem?
Security Guard 2: She doesn't remember who you are, brah.
Security Guard 1: Oh yeah, I suck at this job!

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Young Woman: So, you must be Lucy's friend. The one who made the tape.
Lucy: I think he's more than my friend. You're my boyfriend, right?
Henry: Yes, ma'am.
Stacy: So every day you help her to realize what happened and you wait patiently for her to be okay with it... then you get her to fall in love with you

again?
Henry: Yes, ma'am.
Stacy: [softly, almost beneath her breath] Gosh!
[a longing sigh, then back slaps her husband's chest right over his heart]
Stacy: You asshole! You don't even open the fricking car door for me anymore.
Jennifer: [everyone breaks out in laughter] You're in trouble!

[even more laughter]
Jennifer: I gotta go tinkle.

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Lucy: Yeah, that's right. Take that! And that! And that! And that! And that!
Henry: You got him. You got him. Enough. Enough.
Lucy: Are you okay?
Henry: Yes.
Lucy: Okay, I'll be right back. Hey! Come here!
Henry: No, no, no. I think he's had enough. I'm sorry.

Ula: My eye!
Henry: You got him!
Lucy: Not good enough.
Ula: Oh, Kamehameha!
Henry: He learned his lesson!

#Yes #him

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[to his children]
Ula: You kids suck; you're good at everything!

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[Henry is pretending to cry to get Lucy's attention]
Lucy: I wonder what's the matter with him.
Old Hawaiian Man: Looks like a stupid asshole to me.

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Old Hawaiian Man: [about Henry's drawing on a napkin] Can I have that? I need something to wipe my ass with.
Henry: Ha ha ha. Shut up!

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Nick: Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups!
Henry: Hey, Mr. Could-Kill-Me-In-One-Punch!

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Dr. Keats: And now ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce you to our most distinguished clinical subject: Tom
Ten Second Tom: Hi, I'm Tom.
Henry: Henry.
Marlin: Marlin.
Doug: Doug.
Lucy: Lucy.
Ten Second Tom: Hi. Oh, those are cool

flip flops. Where did you get them?
Doug: You like those? It's interesting story. I was over on the North Shore the other day...
Ten Second Tom: Hi, I'm Tom.
Henry: Henry.
Ten Second Tom: Hi.
Marlin: Marlin.

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Marlin: Doug, once again, off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.

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Ula: Hey! Kikikuloa! No flippies off the dock! You could get hurt! Let the Master show you how it's done.
[after doing a painful belly flop off a dock]
Ula: One of you kids go down there and find my nuts!

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Dr. Keats: [to Marlin] Sometimes I wish my wife had Goldfield Syndrome. That way she wouldn't remember last night when I called her mother a loud, obnoxious drunk with a face like J. Edgar Hoover's ass.